Wild thing, I think I love you
Bad Joke Amon is the best
You might say I have so many punny stories about books, I could build a skyscraper. … Alright, maybe not that many and I didn’t mention the quality, but I do have a few. :)
What did the book worm say to the other worm after eating an original copy of The Art of War? “Man, I always get so stuffed after Chinese.”
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
So I cut it with a flat one instead.
i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it
Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?