pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

a zoombie

(Source: pemsylvania, via punilicious)

saunters-vaugely-downwards:

so when i got home today i kicked my shoes off right away

Dad: didn’t you wear shoes to school today?

me: nope, i’m a hobbit

Dad: huh. that’s a very bad hobbit you know

(via attackonunicorns)

jennthemusical:

Front page on reddit.

jennthemusical:

Front page on reddit.

(via attackonunicorns)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via punilicious)

(via punilicious)

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

(via punilicious)

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

(via thelaststudyinpink)

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

(Source: nialj, via doctor-shagging-rose-tyler)

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

(via theboywiththewavyhair)

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

(via vvanilla-ice)

yananikolaychuk:

Sperm bank tho #sperm #bank #spermbank #pun #punny #funny #piggybank

yananikolaychuk:

Sperm bank tho #sperm #bank #spermbank #pun #punny #funny #piggybank

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