Very appropriate license plate.
Is that a wand in your pocket?
How to date:
Step 1 - Go to your supermarket.
Step 2 - Buy some dates.
Step 3 - Success.
Don’t look at me
Wild thing, I think I love you
Bad Joke Amon is the best
You might say I have so many punny stories about books, I could build a skyscraper. … Alright, maybe not that many and I didn’t mention the quality, but I do have a few. :)
What did the book worm say to the other worm after eating an original copy of The Art of War? “Man, I always get so stuffed after Chinese.”