eye-luvanimals:

Very punny on We Heart It.

eye-luvanimals:

Very punny on We Heart It.

(Source: twittybanter)

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(Source: thrandilf, via caspersadventures)

arewehavingpunyet:

excitemint - gum spotted by Meg R.
Well? what do chew think about this pun?

arewehavingpunyet:

excitemint - gum spotted by Meg R.

Well? what do chew think about this pun?

jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

(via trameda)

markscherz:

You’ve gotta be kidding.

No, I’m like Harry’s godfather at the end of the the Order of the Phoenix.

Dead Sirius.

(via punilicious)

gretchenxwieners:

what a cheesy pun

image

(Source: multicolur, via punilicious)

tluke22:

Got to love puns

tluke22:

Got to love puns

(Source: ty-killa-cool, via punilicious)

Anonymous: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via trameda)

J-Law dishing out some truth.

J-Law dishing out some truth.

unamusedsloth:

Very appropriate license plate.

unamusedsloth:

Very appropriate license plate.

How to date.

How to date.

adailypickupline:

Is that a wand in your pocket?

adailypickupline:

Is that a wand in your pocket?

Guide to dating - Champion Edition

How to date:

Step 1 - Go to your supermarket.
Step 2 - Buy some dates.
Step 3 - Success.

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