adailypickupline:

Wild thing, I think I love you

adailypickupline:

Wild thing, I think I love you

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

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fire-ferrets-in-scarves:

Bad Joke Amon is the best

Where’s Wall-E?
Friday entertainment. You’re welcome.

Where’s Wall-E?

Friday entertainment. You’re welcome.

Anonymous: Do you have any puns about books?

You might say I have so many punny stories about books, I could build a skyscraper. … Alright, maybe not that many and I didn’t mention the quality, but I do have a few. :)

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What did the book worm say to the other worm after eating an original copy of The Art of War? “Man, I always get so stuffed after Chinese.”

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I also previously uploaded a few puns about books, you can see them here. :)

http://punparadise.tumblr.com/post/75748518648
http://punparadise.tumblr.com/post/73265295123/

http://punparadise.tumblr.com/post/65657370193/

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

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tastychocolatebar:

isthatjapanese:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?

*saxophone

tastychocolatebar:

isthatjapanese:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?

*saxophone

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

I wrote a super corny joke and illustrated it this year’s Father’s Day card, and I’m just a little bit impressed with myself.

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dirtylittlefreespirit:

excuse me sir, theres a hare in my taco

dirtylittlefreespirit:

excuse me sir, theres a hare in my taco

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megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

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