J-Law dishing out some truth.

J-Law dishing out some truth.

unamusedsloth:

Very appropriate license plate.

unamusedsloth:

Very appropriate license plate.

How to date.

How to date.

adailypickupline:

Is that a wand in your pocket?

adailypickupline:

Is that a wand in your pocket?

Guide to dating - Champion Edition

How to date:

Step 1 - Go to your supermarket.
Step 2 - Buy some dates.
Step 3 - Success.

notjustabook:

Don’t look at me

notjustabook:

Don’t look at me

adailypickupline:

Wild thing, I think I love you

adailypickupline:

Wild thing, I think I love you

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

(via karakarakarakarakara)

fire-ferrets-in-scarves:

Bad Joke Amon is the best

Where’s Wall-E?
Friday entertainment. You’re welcome.

Where’s Wall-E?

Friday entertainment. You’re welcome.

Anonymous: Do you have any puns about books?

You might say I have so many punny stories about books, I could build a skyscraper. … Alright, maybe not that many and I didn’t mention the quality, but I do have a few. :)

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What did the book worm say to the other worm after eating an original copy of The Art of War? “Man, I always get so stuffed after Chinese.”

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I also previously uploaded a few puns about books, you can see them here. :)

http://punparadise.tumblr.com/post/75748518648
http://punparadise.tumblr.com/post/73265295123/

http://punparadise.tumblr.com/post/65657370193/

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud, via pun-ks)

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